I shake it off, I shake it off!
which may or may not be a lie,
but if it is a lie,
it's the most beautiful lie we have. ♫♥♫♥♫♥♫
Guess who is owning iTunes right now…
And we can shake, shake, shake!
I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner
how to improve a skirt: add pockets. how to improve a dress: add pockets. how to improve jeans: add pockets. how to improve a cardigan: add pockets. how to improve your acne: add pockets. how to improve your shattered relationships: add pockets
where is the lie
Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.
I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them.
I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.
I am ashamed that I contributed to this madness