which may or may not be a lie,
but if it is a lie,
it's the most beautiful lie we have. ♫♥♫♥♫♥♫
@ZozeeBo: Guys, I never said I was giving up pizza. I’d rather cut off my own hand!! hahahah Just was going to try more. Pizza is my second boyfriend.
I have a suspicion that paying off my student loans will not be as fun as animal crossing has led me to believe
hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in
and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands
i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
I think it goes in hair.”
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.
my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
He’s a little patriotic hedgehog.
I asked my 6 year old sister to name the Smash Bros characters confirmed so far…
Look at what they thought women would be wearing nowadays.
I love this.
I love how they predicted we’d all turn into Xena Warrior Princess.
Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston